Index
Resumes from Hell is a book unlike any other. As you can see, our book index is a little bit different also.
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6 Ga-zillion Questions | 59 |
Accomplishments: None | 23 |
All of a Sudden the Internet Comes Along | 81 |
Applicants Who Are Over 6' Tall | 17, 108 |
Applicants Who Are Sorry | 34, 73, 120, 124 |
Applicants Who Are Not Sorry | 113, 123 |
Applicants Who Are Waiting | 67, 83 |
Applicants Who Cry | 16, 64 |
Applicants Who Don't Smoke | 52, 78, 114 |
Bad News for Your Commission | 86 |
Balloon Animals | 11 |
Beer, Beaches, Barbeque, and Babes | 30 |
Below Scale Compensation? | 39 |
Bill Bixby | 140 |
Blow My Skirt Up | 85 |
Boring Work | 77 |
Bruised Ego | 107 |
Bungee Jumping | 11 |
Burger Availability Status | 80 |
Can't Say More Just Yet | 79 |
Charleston Chews? | 149 |
Closest Thing I Have to a Baby | 79 |
Completely Useless | 120 |
Crabby Bitch | 34 |
Custard Recipe | 35 |
Debonairres and Damsels | 140 |
Dirty Dozen Team of Misfits | 110 |
Dress Codes (Superfluous and Dishonest) | 117 |
Driven to Excellent | 71 |
Dukes of Hazzard | 149 |
e-Business Pie | 103 |
Eyeballs Literally Fell Out | 73 |
Failed Tests | 24, 25, 26, 82 |
Fine Print Galore | 86 |
Finely-Calibrated BS Meter | 102 |
Flying in the Face of All Reason | 44 |
Friction Between Me and Upper Management | 64 |
Furious Contracting Officer | 111 |
Gary Busey | 140 |
Geniuses | 44, 45, 47, 88, 133 |
Get a Beer and Alka Seltzer | 35 |
Get My Shit Together | 34 |
Hideous Rumours | 20 |
Hire Me Hire Me Hire Me | 151 |
I Am ArchiTecture | 29 |
I Am in Disguise | 82 |
I Am Really Fascinated by You | 74 |
I Don't Mind Jumping Jobs | 74 |
I Lost Control | 40 |
I Was Actually Asleep | 33 |
I Was Fired | 20 |
I'll Beat You | 107 |
I'll Not Be Respecting This Agreement | 127 |
I'll Tell You Who You Are | 114 |
I'm Stuffed | 83 |
I'm Worse Off Than Ever Before | 26 |
Jail Time | 90 |
Learned What Big Really Means | 21 |
Less Gifted Teammates | 107, 111 |
Light Mole on the Neck | 17 |
Lovely Human Being | 116 |
Loyal Beyond Stupidity | 92 |
Lyle Alzado | 139, 140 |
Mannequin-Filled Automobiles | 137 |
Mediocrity Is Rewarded | 91 |
Molasses | 42, 131 |
Monotony | 57 |
My Family Have Pretty Much Given Up | 20 |
My Lunacy | 30 |
My Mother | 18, 20, 28 |
Nameless Plebe | 63 |
National Wild Turkey Federation | 12, 131 |
No Degree or Proof Thereof | 25, 58, 87, 90 |
Normally, I Am Quite Professional | 124 |
Obviously I Was Very Wrong | 120 |
Oh Well! | 48, 124 |
Ooops | 81 |
Orgasm | 18 |
Possible Legal Issues | 46 |
Proceed at Your Own Risk | 21 |
Psychotic High School Bullies | 39 |
Pusher of the Envelope | 113 |
Qualification Means Nothing? | 125 |
Rural Anglos | 135 |
Sam and the Dog? | 35 |
Screwed By | 64 |
Screwed Over | 39, 91 |
Single Heterosexual Male | 22 |
Something Lacking in My Resume | 125 |
Sorry That It Is in French | 73 |
Steam-Powered Bicycles | 11 |
Stop the Bleeding | 46 |
The President Then Took Me Aside | 109 |
These People Are Slime | 27 |
This Work Wasn't Finished | 23 |
Tickets to "Jenny Jones" | 38 |
Tit Bits | 71 |
Tough Homicide Detectives | 99 |
Type Objective Here | 32 |
Unpreventable Emergency | 41 |
Various Activities with My Girlfriend | 13 |
Verbal Karate | 99 |
Walk on Water | 47 |
Wealthiest Families in Puerto Rico | 140 |
Weenies | 40 |
Wellington State Mental Hospital | 18 |
What Are You So Annoyed About? | 123 |
Wilson G. $immons | 30 |
Worker Bees Only | 129 |
You Are Not Advertising for That | 25 |
You Do Not Recognize Talent | 121 |
You're Gonna Hear from Me | 41 |
You're Just Saying That to Impress Me | 33 |
You're Not Alive | 49 |