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6 Ga-zillion Questions 59
Accomplishments: None 23
All of a Sudden the Internet Comes Along 81
Applicants Who Are Over 6' Tall 17, 108
Applicants Who Are Sorry 34, 73, 120, 124
Applicants Who Are Not Sorry 113, 123
Applicants Who Are Waiting 67, 83
Applicants Who Cry 16, 64
Applicants Who Don't Smoke 52, 78, 114
Bad News for Your Commission 86
Balloon Animals 11
Beer, Beaches, Barbeque, and Babes 30
Below Scale Compensation? 39
Bill Bixby 140
Blow My Skirt Up 85
Boring Work 77
Bruised Ego 107
Bungee Jumping 11
Burger Availability Status 80
Can't Say More Just Yet 79
Charleston Chews? 149
Closest Thing I Have to a Baby 79
Completely Useless 120
Crabby Bitch 34
Custard Recipe 35
Debonairres and Damsels 140
Dirty Dozen Team of Misfits 110
Dress Codes (Superfluous and Dishonest) 117
Driven to Excellent 71
Dukes of Hazzard 149
e-Business Pie 103
Eyeballs Literally Fell Out 73
Failed Tests 24, 25, 26, 82
Fine Print Galore 86
Finely-Calibrated BS Meter 102
Flying in the Face of All Reason 44
Friction Between Me and Upper Management 64
Furious Contracting Officer 111
Gary Busey 140
Geniuses 44, 45, 47, 88, 133
Get a Beer and Alka Seltzer 35
Get My Shit Together 34
Hideous Rumours 20
Hire Me Hire Me Hire Me 151
I Am ArchiTecture 29
I Am in Disguise 82
I Am Really Fascinated by You 74
I Don't Mind Jumping Jobs 74
I Lost Control 40
I Was Actually Asleep 33
I Was Fired 20
I'll Beat You 107
I'll Not Be Respecting This Agreement 127
I'll Tell You Who You Are 114
I'm Stuffed 83
I'm Worse Off Than Ever Before 26
Jail Time 90
Learned What Big Really Means 21
Less Gifted Teammates 107, 111
Light Mole on the Neck 17
Lovely Human Being 116
Loyal Beyond Stupidity 92
Lyle Alzado 139, 140
Mannequin-Filled Automobiles 137
Mediocrity Is Rewarded 91
Molasses 42, 131
Monotony 57
My Family Have Pretty Much Given Up 20
My Lunacy 30
My Mother 18, 20, 28
Nameless Plebe 63
National Wild Turkey Federation 12, 131
No Degree or Proof Thereof 25, 58, 87, 90
Normally, I Am Quite Professional 124
Obviously I Was Very Wrong 120
Oh Well! 48, 124
Ooops 81
Orgasm 18
Possible Legal Issues 46
Proceed at Your Own Risk 21
Psychotic High School Bullies 39
Pusher of the Envelope 113
Qualification Means Nothing? 125
Rural Anglos 135
Sam and the Dog? 35
Screwed By 64
Screwed Over 39, 91
Single Heterosexual Male 22
Something Lacking in My Resume 125
Sorry That It Is in French 73
Steam-Powered Bicycles 11
Stop the Bleeding 46
The President Then Took Me Aside 109
These People Are Slime 27
This Work Wasn't Finished 23
Tickets to "Jenny Jones" 38
Tit Bits 71
Tough Homicide Detectives 99
Type Objective Here 32
Unpreventable Emergency 41
Various Activities with My Girlfriend 13
Verbal Karate 99
Walk on Water 47
Wealthiest Families in Puerto Rico 140
Weenies 40
Wellington State Mental Hospital 18
What Are You So Annoyed About? 123
Wilson G. $immons 30
Worker Bees Only 129
You Are Not Advertising for That 25
You Do Not Recognize Talent 121
You're Gonna Hear from Me 41
You're Just Saying That to Impress Me 33
You're Not Alive 49

6 Ga-zillion Questions	59
Accomplishments: None	23
All of a Sudden the Internet Comes Along	81
Applicants Who Are Over 6' Tall	17, 108
Applicants Who Are Sorry	34, 73, 120, 124
Applicants Who Are Not Sorry	113, 123
Applicants Who Are Waiting	67, 83
Applicants Who Cry	16, 64
Applicants Who Don't Smoke	52, 78, 114
Bad News for Your Commission	86
Balloon Animals	11
Beer, Beaches, Barbeque, and Babes	30
Below Scale Compensation?	39
Bill Bixby	140
Blow My Skirt Up	85
Boring Work	77
Bruised Ego	107
Bungee Jumping	11
Burger Availability Status	80
Can't Say More Just Yet	79
Charleston Chews?	149
Closest Thing I Have to a Baby	79
Completely Useless	120
Crabby Bitch	34
Custard Recipe	35
Debonairres and Damsels	140
Dirty Dozen Team of Misfits	110
Dress Codes (Superfluous and Dishonest)	117
Driven to Excellent	71
Dukes of Hazzard	149
e-Business Pie	103
Eyeballs Literally Fell Out	73
Failed Tests	24, 25, 26, 82
Fine Print Galore	86
Finely-Calibrated BS Meter	102
Flying in the Face of All Reason	44
Friction Between Me and Upper Management	64
Furious Contracting Officer	111
Gary Busey	140
Geniuses	44, 45, 47, 88, 133
Get a Beer and Alka Seltzer	35
Get My Shit Together	34
Hideous Rumours	20
Hire Me Hire Me Hire Me	151
I Am ArchiTecture	29
I Am in Disguise	82
I Am Really Fascinated by You	74
I Don't Mind Jumping Jobs	74
I Lost Control	40
I Was Actually Asleep	33
I Was Fired	20
I'll Beat You	107
I'll Not Be Respecting This Agreement	127
I'll Tell You Who You Are	114
I'm Stuffed	83
I'm Worse Off Than Ever Before	26
Jail Time	90
Learned What Big Really Means	21
Less Gifted Teammates	107, 111
Light Mole on the Neck	17
Lovely Human Being	116
Loyal Beyond Stupidity	92
Lyle Alzado	139, 140
Mannequin-Filled Automobiles	137
Mediocrity Is Rewarded	91
Molasses	42, 131
Monotony	57
My Family Have Pretty Much Given Up	20
My Lunacy	30
My Mother	18, 20, 28
Nameless Plebe	63
National Wild Turkey Federation	12, 131
No Degree or Proof Thereof	25, 58, 87, 90
Normally, I Am Quite Professional	124
Obviously I Was Very Wrong	120
Oh Well!	48, 124
Ooops	81
Orgasm	18
Possible Legal Issues	46
Proceed at Your Own Risk	21
Psychotic High School Bullies	39
Pusher of the Envelope	113
Qualification Means Nothing?	125
Rural Anglos	135
Sam and the Dog?	35
Screwed By	64
Screwed Over	39, 91
Single Heterosexual Male	22
Something Lacking in My Resume	125
Sorry That It Is in French	73
Steam-Powered Bicycles	11
Stop the Bleeding	46
The President Then Took Me Aside	109
These People Are Slime	27
This Work Wasn't Finished	23
Tickets to "Jenny Jones"	38
Tit Bits	71
Tough Homicide Detectives	99
Type Objective Here	32
Unpreventable Emergency	41
Various Activities with My Girlfriend	13
Verbal Karate	99
Walk on Water	47
Wealthiest Families in Puerto Rico	140
Weenies	40
Wellington State Mental Hospital	18
What Are You So Annoyed About?	123
Wilson G. $immons	30
Worker Bees Only	129
You Are Not Advertising for That	25
You Do Not Recognize Talent	121
You're Gonna Hear from Me	41
You're Just Saying That to Impress Me	33
You're Not Alive	49

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